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Welcome to my little corner of the internet, where love comes with a side of sarcasm and happily-ever-afters are never boring! Grab a coffee (or a cocktail) and stay awhile. Things are about to get delightfully messy.

About Me

CHAOS INCOMING

A fake relationship. Real feelings. And absolutely zero chill.

For a limited time, get your hands on this exclusive release box for The Girlfriend Agreement. Along with a choice between the deluxe paperback or hardcover, you will receive:

✨ NSFW overlay (because Damian has no shame)

✨ Bookmarks, keychains, stickers, and a pennant flag Lexi would 100% roll her eyes at

✨ A few extras that weren't in the PR boxes

If you love messy, chaotic, slow-burn disasters, then this one's for you.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS LISTING IS A PRE-ORDER FOR A SECOND RUN. FOR LEFTOVER BOXES, KEEP SCROLLING!

PRE-ORDERS WILL SHIP FIRST QUARTER 2026.

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ALREADY HAVE THE BOOK BUT STILL WANT THE GOODIES?

You’re in the right place. The Girlfriend Agreement swag bags are filled with exclusive merch you won’t find anywhere else, straight from Lexi and Damian’s world.

Whether you’ve already devoured the book or just love collecting unique fandom items, this is your chance to grab the limited-edition extras before they’re gone.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS LISTING IS A PRE-ORDER AND CONTAINS ALL THE MERCH FROM THE LIMITED RUN RELEASE BOXES.

PRE-ORDERS WILL SHIP FIRST QUARTER 2026.

PRE-ORDER

CONWICK U

Rep your favorite elite university with my exclusive Conwick U merch! Whether you're a math whiz, a campus gossip magnet, or just here for the extra credit, I've got the perfect lineup to show off your school pride. From T-shirts and notebooks to stickers and mugs, this collection is top of the class! Get yours now, because at Conwick U, school spirit is always in session!

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