WELCOME!
Welcome to my little corner of the internet, where love comes with a side of sarcasm and happily-ever-afters are never boring! Grab a coffee (or a cocktail) and stay awhile—things are about to get delightfully messy.
CHAOS INCOMING
A fake relationship. Real feelings. And absolutely zero chill.
For a limited time, get your hands on this exclusive release box for The Girlfriend Agreement. Along with a choice between the deluxe paperback or hardcover, you will receive:
✨ NSFW overlay (because Damian has no shame)
✨ Bookmarks, keychains, stickers, and a pennant flag Lexi would 100% roll her eyes at
✨ Secret surprise extras that I’m keeping just as under wraps as their feelings
If you love messy, chaotic, slow-burn disasters, then this one's for you.
Already grabbed your copy of The Girlfriend Agreement but still want all the exclusive merch from the limited run release box? You’re in the right place.
This listing includes everything from the original PR box—NSFW overlays, bookmarks, keychains, stickers, the pennant flag—plus a few surprise extras just for this pre-order. Book not included.
CONWICK U
Rep your favorite elite university with my exclusive Conwick U merch! Whether you're a math whiz, a campus gossip magnet, or just here for the extra credit, I've got the perfect lineup to show off your school pride. From T-shirts and notebooks to stickers and mugs, this collection is top of the class! Get yours now—because at Conwick U, school spirit is always in session!
